thoughts while jogging

What if I could tell you that the entire universe was mad up of 3 things?

Ready?

The most basic “things” that make up everything we know. Protons, Neutrons and Electrons.

But wait. We don’t even have the technology to see atoms!! So how do we know if these 3 basic “things” aren’t made up of some element that we, obvouisly, cant detect, see, whatever.

Rednecks

Redneck “a pejorative and refers to a Stereotype of usually white Caucasian people of lower socio-economic status in the United States and Canada. The term was originated by outsiders as a typical low-educated farmer inhabiting the Southern United States, it has since spread to the Ozarks, the Great Plains and the Rocky Mountains and is now widespread throughout North America.” That is the Wikipedia Definition of Redneck
Everyone makes fun of them, they even make fun of themselves. Everyone has seen pics and jokes here on the web, or heard them from a comedian/ friend. As a redneck its self-deprecation, but when anyone else makes a joke about them its like they are looking down on these people because of there lifestyle or because they are the lowest class before being homeless. I don’t think people understand the intelligence these people actually have. Sure the pics of shit they have built are always funny, but I’ll bet you would have never thought of it. Like a swamp bike, Redneck Harley, root cellar, Mansion, Taxi, Houseboat, and a limo. If Rednecks were dumb and lazy like most believe, these things would not exist.
I guess what I’m getting at here is that these people make due with what they have. I have a friend back in Michigan, it’s hard to find good work there especially if you haven’t furthered your education past high school. So he works here and there doing odd jobs, he’s never been fired from a job before he’s a great worker, they just run out of stuff to do. Most jobs are only summer jobs or only winter jobs. So he has to be good with money and think outside the box ALLOT when things need fixed. I remember his truck had some problem with it that the body needed taken off. Now a “normal” person would just take it to a shop and have them fix it but that’s not something he can afford, wich means he definetly dosnt have a lift himself to use. He didn’t give it but 5 seconds of thought he started undoing all the bolts and preparing it for the body to be removed. I couldn’t think what he was doing. I mean maybe he was gona call some more friends over and we would all lift it together (team work is another good quality of rednecks, they also understand each others ideas better than most). I asked him what his plans were and he just said that he would get it by himself. Just like he said as soon as the truck was ready he went over by the garage fired up his father in law’s tractor attached the body of the truck carefully and lifted it off himself.
INGENUITY. That’s my one word for the so called Redneck. One could only imagine what clever devise a Redneck could make with the resources of someone in a higher class!

Paris hilton SUCKS

How does Paris Hilton continue to make appearances and make money, I want to meet the people who have no lives that actually are excited to see this dumb bimbo. She leaked out her own crappy sex tape for publicity, and the only thing I got from the tape when I watched it was confirmation on how ugly she really is. Why can’t more hot chicks like Keeley hazell leak sex tapes, at least there hot!!

Alright back on subject how did this retarded blond get to be such a big celebrity she never did anything, she grew up as a rich kid some fat slobs living in basements thought she was hot because they can never get laid, she is famous for NOTHING. She has no respect for anyone or anything except herself except I can’t even say that because this bitch obviously has no respect even for herself. And what’s with her “saying” being voted the #1 copied celebrity saying. “that’s hot” WTF people she did not invent this saying she is definitely not the first person to put these 2 words together she’s not even in the first million to do so, she is just too dumb to say more than a few words at a time without a cue card for her. That’s why the only time you see her saying something is in a gay movie she was put in for publicity, or some stupid vid she tried making for the internet.

Oh and btw how many sex tapes of hers have been “leaked”? I think she just gets off on knowing that people out there are seeing her naked.